The cows man, they're staring man, what do they want?

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 11/17/2014 at 09:24 • Filed to: None

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I went for a run over the weekend and took a new route which brought me past a farm. There were about 10 cows there and they stared at me as I ran by, never braking eye contact. It freaked me the fuck out. I think they knew I ate their friend for lunch. Did they want revenge? Are they plotting something? If I run past there again will I make it back? Probably not if the douche in the Pilot is out there again. I swear that piece of shit tried to get as close as possible to me. I've felt the air before as cars have passed close but this was the last last atom of oxygen rolling between my knuckles and his side mirror. I hope ur Pilot puts u to sleep and u hit a tree. Like this guy actually steered closer to me.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:27

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Cows don't stare at anything... they stare at everything. Thousand yard stare mate, cows be pretty good at that. As for pilots of Pilots.. can't say for sure, we ain't got none of them up here.

Nibby > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:27

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Bandit > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:28

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:31

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You need to give the cows a reason to stare.

Alfalfa > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:32

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I always have to laugh at the reactions of city folk to cows. This is just what they do. Maybe it's because they're plotting against everyone? Who knows.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bandit 11/17/2014 at 09:33

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oly shit. I'm gunna go get an industrial meat grinder. That is the stuff of nightmares.

Bandit > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:34

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And if sheep are your fancy:

OPPOsaurus WRX > Nibby 11/17/2014 at 09:40

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if that started happening I certainly would have freaked out.

Nibby > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:41

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cyriak is the best animator ever

OPPOsaurus WRX > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/17/2014 at 09:48

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they know....

Svend > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 09:51

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It's simple they want their milk back.

Since caveman times.

And the cats too.

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 11:45

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I had a horse do that to me once. It ran across a field full gallop to the fence and then just stared until I was out of sight

Tapas > Alfalfa 11/17/2014 at 16:01

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Maybe they only recognize a few people. And everyone else to them look alike. (I know, veerry spec-ist?) Because face it, most of us cant tell two cows apart lol

So when they come across us, they think....oh this muthafucker again?

Transit > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/17/2014 at 16:03

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Cows are curious and incredibly stupid. My grandfather used to herd them by standing where he wanted them to go and waiting for the herd to come over to see what he was doing. Worked almost every time.